Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Hubba hubba.

I’ve been away for a long time, I know. In my absence, I have been busy setting up a private equity fund, and that certainly took up a bit of my time.

I guess there’s the inevitable trade-off: either you spend more time on work, or you give in to your indulgences.

And I have to admit: while I had been busy running around getting things up to speed, certainly the last thing on my mind was finding someone to fuck—and other than the regular girlfriend, I didn’t really go out there to meet new people.

Although I have to say I wish I had. I went to the pub yesterday and tried to do a little pick-up just to see if I could get lucky, and I realised I’m a little rusty. Not that I was turned down, no, but certainly beyond the casual chat over drinks, I just didn’t feel like setting out to get the woman in bed.

I wonder if she was thinking there’s something wrong with this guy: he came, set himself up, and then just when she thought there’d be an invitation over to my place, I backed off, gave her a name card and just said, “let’s catch up some other day.”

Anti-climatic, I guess, but then again, she wasn’t exactly someone I’d put in my “To Do” list (literally, that is).

Well I’m back in the hunt, and we’ll see what comes up then.

4 comments:

  1. Yet, how is THAT gonna gitcha
    into Seventh-Heaven besides
    being whorizontally sinFULL??

    Seriously, dood,
    you best re-think
    your lifetime, earthling,
    and follow us as Jesus sed
    to Saint Andrew and his brother.
    Didjew go to mass today?
    ...or stay at your parents house
    doing the 'five-finger-handjob'??

    Mortal sin which we're quite
    adept at, distorts and annihilates
    the perfection of our immortal
    soul; it sets-up obstacles to our
    salvation which if not removed,
    or at least greatly diminished
    by the time of death,
    may cast a human being
    into the Abyss o'Misery...
    a realm you DO NOT
    wanna go for eternity.

    Thus, I'd suggest you do 2 things:
    1. drop your lemming-like-life
    which is dead anyway and
    2. lead with your cranium
    to the Paradise which is ours!

    Yes, sublime love is waiting...
    just not on this planet;
    we gotta go beyond
    the furthest star
    to find what we're
    searching for...
    ...yet, few find the
    Larger-Than-Life
    Seventh-Heaven
    stretching4infinity.

    Find-out what RCIA
    means and join, bro.
    i DO NOT wanna see
    you go to Hell...
    yet, you may do so anyway
    precisely cuzza your own
    'laissez-faireness'.

    No, pal, you got it confused:
    Jesus doesn't ever condemn;
    YOU YOURSELF do by your indifference.

    trustNjesus, earthling.
    ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.
    Then, we can rise-up to
    greater heights forever N ever...
    surpassing our flimsy atmosphere.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Let this be your catalyst to Seventh-Heaven:

    'The more you shall honor Me,
    the more I shall bless you'
    -the Infant Jesus of Prague
    (<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)

    Love him or leave him...
    ya better lissen to DonJuan;
    if you deny o'er-the-Hillary's evil,
    which most whorizontalites do,
    you cannot deny Hellfire
    which YOU send YOURSELF to.

    Yes, earthling, I was an NDE:
    the sights were beyond extreme.
    Choose Jesus.
    You'll be most happy you did.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Let this be your catalyst to Seventh-Heaven:

    'The more you shall honor Me,
    the more I shall bless you'
    -the Infant Jesus of Prague
    (<- Czech Republic, next to Russia)

    Love him or leave him...
    ya better lissen to DonJuan;
    if you deny o'er-the-Hillary's evil,
    which most whorizontalites do,
    you cannot deny Hellfire
    which YOU send YOURSELF to.

    Yes, earthling, I was an NDE:
    the sights were beyond extreme.
    Choose Jesus.
    You'll be most happy you did.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Yet, how is THAT gonna gitcha
    into Seventh-Heaven besides
    being whorizontally sinFULL??

    Seriously, dood,
    you best re-think
    your lifetime, earthling,
    and follow us as Jesus sed
    to Saint Andrew and his brother.
    Didjew go to mass today?
    ...or stay at your parents house
    doing the 'five-finger-handjob'??

    Mortal sin which we're quite
    adept at, distorts and annihilates
    the perfection of our immortal
    soul; it sets-up obstacles to our
    salvation which if not removed,
    or at least greatly diminished
    by the time of death,
    may cast a human being
    into the Abyss o'Misery...
    a realm you DO NOT
    wanna go for eternity.

    Thus, I'd suggest you do 2 things:
    1. drop your lemming-like-life
    which is dead anyway and
    2. lead with your cranium
    to the Paradise which is ours!

    Yes, sublime love is waiting...
    just not on this planet;
    we gotta go beyond
    the furthest star
    to find what we're
    searching for...
    ...yet, few find the
    Larger-Than-Life
    Seventh-Heaven
    stretching4infinity.

    Find-out what RCIA
    means and join, bro.
    i DO NOT wanna see
    you go to Hell...
    yet, you may do so anyway
    precisely cuzza your own
    'laissez-faireness'.

    No, pal, you got it confused:
    Jesus doesn't ever condemn;
    YOU YOURSELF do by your indifference.

    trustNjesus, earthling.
    ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.
    Then, we can rise-up to
    greater heights forever N ever...
    surpassing our flimsy atmosphere.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    ReplyDelete